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AS IF

Two of us. Guitar, vocal, loops and beats. A record called AS IF, ten songs, not finished. Leave an email. Hear it when it exists.

Sepia rehearsal-room poster, folded twice: one of us standing with a guitar under a checkered foam ceiling, the other bent over a microphone stand and a rack of gear. Printed title: BORN FREE MEN.

The short version

Started in a rehearsal room during the covid lockdown. The rehearsals were not legal at the time. Both of us drinking heavily. Digging booze a bunch.

The songs got written anyway.

Peter has been sober for five years, Boris for nearly four.

Counted September 2026.

We are back together, working through the songs again. Nothing is out.

AS IF — ten songs

Work in progress, which means: not out. Release: [RELEASE DATE].

  1. 01

    Night Club Amnesia

    “It’s not even today anymore. It’s tomorrow.”

  2. 02

    Blessings

    “Without sacrifice,
    Without remorse”

  3. 03

    Lost Letters

    “This is no scrabble game,
    This is a live-or-leave play”

  4. 04

    Deep Blue Shades

    “Mostly in my grungy boots,
    Usually arriving late.”

  5. 05

    Rescuer

    “Need no entertainment
    Come in and stay with me”

  6. 06

    Born Free Man

    “I die free, I stay free”

  7. 07

    Gospel for an Eternal Salvation

    “Who picks up the cards
    From the one who’s, like, dealing?”

  8. 08

    Gospel for an Overnight Sensation

    “Terms and conditions apply, consent revocable at any time.”

  9. 09

    Backfire

    “Backfire
    Sounds like desire”

  10. 10

    Big Beat in My Blood

    “I am not entirely fake”

Music: Peter Karetka. Lyrics: Boris Baňas.

Four of the ten say it.

“As if we could twist
The course of events,
As if we were really free,
As if we were above everything.”

— Night Club Amnesia

“As if we were nowhere,
Nowhere to be found.”

— Deep Blue Shades

“As if this was a casino game. The Croupier.”

— Gospel for an Eternal Salvation

“Acting as if it was
As simple as it seems”

— Backfire

The Croupier had other views.

The two

The two of us at a wooden table in a gazebo, two coffee mugs, a sugar jar, a lighter.
Peter Karetka on a wooden deck, cap and sunglasses, green hills behind.

Peter “The Uncle” Karetka

Music.

Boris Baňas, portrait on black: long hair, black turtleneck, looking straight at the camera.

Boris “CBD Pope” Baňas

Lyrics.

Between us: guitar, vocal, loops and beats.

Backfire

The shirt is [SHIRT STATUS].

Backfire: the word printed three times, in yellow, pink and red bands, stacked between posterized shots of a vintage typewriter.
Black long-sleeve shirt with the Backfire print on the chest.
[CLEAN TEE MOCKUP]

Hear it when it exists.

One message when AS IF is out. Possibly one before, if we play somewhere. Nothing else.

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